Like when you watch a Transformers movie trailer, you already know everything about this story prior to viewing. An Italian dude named Saverio Bellante killed his 39-year-old landlord, Tom O’Gorman, after they had a disagreement about a chess game they had been playing for a year.

Although Ballante, who is clearly a crazy mother-hugger, says he ate the Irishman’s heart, the post-mortem found the heart intact and portions of his lungs missing. So…um, yeah, that happened. Time to go pet a puppy or watch a romantic comedy or something to feel better about the world.

Robert Brown